Born Unlucky: Besides being klutzy, the injuries we see Chet suffer are due to downright horrible luck, from a ladder falling out from under him while he attempts to climb over it, to a samurai sword's blade breaking off and embedding itself in his chest when he tries to demonstrate its durability, and finally dying from the onesie he's wearing catching fire from aromatherapy candles, and the water extinguisher the stagehand attempts to save him with malfunctions.In the end, the only thing Chet had to fear. #61: FurderedA survivalist hunter manages to avoid dying by his own traps (a spike pit and a bear trap), but is shot dead by another hunter who mistakes him for wild game due to his animal pelts.Ĭhet was a nice enough guy, but he was his own worst enemy. The narrator says Lucy scared off all her other boyfriends with her condition, but surely it couldn't have been worth putting up with this asswipe. What Does She See in Him?: Seth intentionally made Lucy orgasm for his own sadistic, perverted pleasure despite knowing the pain it put her through, and he ends up dying when he pokes Lucy with a massager while on the stairs, causing her to accidentally knock him down, breaking his bones and neck.Present-Day Past: Though the story is set in 1993, Lucy and Seth both own iPhones, the first of which weren't released until 2007.Ava Cadell mentions that women with persistent genital arousal disorder may carry ice packs with them to relieve their aching clitoris.

The Immodest Orgasm: Deconstructed with Lucy, as even the slightest vibration causes her to suffer one of these, and Dr.

Asshole Victim: Seth was a sleazy little creep who constantly made Lucy orgasm whenever he pleased, despite knowing the discomfort it put her through.

Accidental Murder: Lucy unintentionally knocks Seth down the stairs after he triggers another orgasm with a back massager, killing him.

Lucy's constant orgasms made it hard to find a mate.

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